Happy Mardi Gras? This drink is Happy Mar-Winning!

If you drank this drink for five seconds, you’d be like, “Dude! Can’t handle it! Unplug this bastard!” It fucks you up in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.

This drink has one speed, it has one gear: GO. It’s got tiger blood, man! The rum I am on made Sinatra, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed, armless children.

The Charlie Sheen Will Rock You Like A Hurricane exposes people to magic. It exposes them to something they’re never going to see in their otherwise boring lives. They may forget about what happened to them tomorrow, but they’ll live with that non-existent memory for the rest of their lives. And that’s a gift, man.

The Charlie Sheen Will Rock You Like A Hurricane

1 1/2 ounces Rhum Barbancourt

1 ounce 10 Cane Rum

1 1/2 ounces fresh orange juice

1 ounce passion fruit juice

1/2 ounce fresh lime juice

1 dash Angostura Bitters

Tiger’s blood, optional

Adonis DNA, optional

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