Guest post by Leslie Deak, a friend of mine from Duke, who mixes metaphors and mojitos (not necessarily in that order) and whose enthusiasm for a good cocktail is rivaled only by a well-executed pick-and-roll.
A lovely, late-summer evening in Tampa A dark, stormy night;
No food to be found
(white people problems);
Broad walks into a deserted saloon…
M. and I end up at a bar called Cheap, which is anything but. [Ed. Note: Most blargh bar name since Bar Le Scoop.] We share a pitcher of sangria, then move on to fancypants cocktails, each of which prove disappointing. They were either too weak or not well-mixed, such that one flavor overpowered all the others.
At that point, we were joined by a third, S., who is not a drinker, and started ordering froufy drinks, including the Orange Creamsicle. Once M. ordered it and I tasted it, I knew S. would be on board since the sweetness masked the booze. She doesn’t like to taste the alcohol. I just kept ordering more rounds.
In walks a very tall, muscular, athletic gentleman. Being a basketball fan, I figure he must be a player. I walk up, introduce myself as a fan of the game, and ask where he plays.
With the Knicks.
“You’re a Knickerbocker? Excellent. I’m a big Duke fan.”
“Oh, no, I’m an Indiana fan.”
“Same team!” [Translation: Back in the day, Duke's Coach K played for Bobby Knight, Indiana's former, famously chair-hurling coach, at West Point.]
I ask for a pic, and he says he’ll oblige for a piece of our pizza. Realizing he could squash any one of us in one fell swoop, we agree.
With that, NBA journeyman Jared Jeffries fades off into the distance. Good thing we did our part to feed him. Who knows how long this lockout will last?
The Orange Creamsicle
1 ounce vanilla vodka
1 ounce triple sec
1 ounce orange juice
1 scant scoop (about an ounce) each of vanilla ice cream and orange sherbet
Combine all ingredients into shaker and shake well, decanting into martini glass. Optional mint sprig garnish.
I wanted to taste-test a few suggestions for dressing/classying up this cocktail. Like, what if you make this for a friend or relative who only drinks the froufy, and you want to have some to but you’re not so down with the froufy? So in the never-ending name of everlasting user-friendliness, here are a few things you can do:
- Add an ounce of tequila to the shaker.
- Coat the glass with a rinse of white creme de menthe or ouzo before decanting shaker’s contents into it.
- Garnish with cinnamon on top.