The following all actually happened.
I was watching TV a few days ago when on came a commercial for the new Bud Light Lime Mojito. My first reaction was to groan, and to recall the cases of Coors Light Iced T that have been stacked near the checkout lines at my local supermarket for weeks; those also make me groan, anew, each time I must sidle by them to pay for my
thrice-weekly pint of ice cream habit groceries.
But my second reaction to the mojito beer was, shockingly (shocking I say!), this: That sounds pretty good, actually.
I’ve tasted the various Miller Chills and other fruit-flavored swills that have hit the market in recent years. The problem is obviously not the citrus-lager pairing; we’ve all been thumbing lime wedges down our Corona longnecks since we were kids (unless we’re Irish, in which case we’ve been mixing beer and lemonade) and it’s still a flavor combo that hits the spot on a sweltering day. The problem is how it tastes when it’s not an actual lime being used as a flavor agent; that artificialime nonsense is gag-worthy (that goes for you, too, Diet Coke Lime).
But you think about a mojito, it’s just a little light sweetness (rum, spoonful of sugar) playing along with mint and lime. And then you think about a light beer — it’s as barely-there as Bacardi. I wanted to give it a shot.
And what I found is that it was so good (so good, I tell you!) that, more than any other cocktail that’s passed my lips during my pregnancy (and yes, I’ve still got my one-sip rule in place) it was damn near torture to keep myself from sucking down the whole thing. Turns out that all along, a mojito’s never realized how much it misses the hoppy-yeasty whateverness of a lager.
Of course, it does take a few extra f lairs to make a beer-jito the World’s Greatest Beer-Jito. It needs a shot-ish of booze, because with beer alone as the source of alcohol, the drink is kickless. It could stand for a tall, handsome sort of glass just to dress/mature it up a bit. And it needs a lager more respectable than an actual Bud Light, because come on, what am I in high school? (I am not in high school.)
The World’s Greatest Beer-jito
1 ounce Akvinta Vodka
5 ounces Red Stripe
2 lime wedges
6-8 mint leaves
Pinch of sugar
Lime wedge and/or mint sprig, to garnish
Muddle lime, mint and sugar in the bottom of a Collins glass. Fill glass with ice. Add vodka, then beer. Garnish.
Why I use vodka? Why I no use rum? The honest answer is, rum didn’t even occur to me (didn’t even occur, I say!) and Akvinta was on my mind because a bottle had recently been sent to me. (This my blogger’s confession of things I get sent for free, is that sufficient, FCC?) I would slightly hesitate to suggest rum, obvs though it may be, because I wouldn’t want to tip over from crisp into saccharine on the overall flavor profile. I also bet tequila rocks in this.